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I'LL SHOVE THIS CHERRY MARKER

Sun Jul 12, 2009, 7:46 AM
SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE BURPING CHERRY FLAVORED FOR A YEAR.

Hohohoho.

Holy fuck you gaiz. I've been on DeviantArt for two years! I feel special.

-epic pose- AND I STILL CAN'T DEFEAT THAT FREAKING AIRMAN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRYYYYYY.

WHY WHY WHY WHY DON'T I MISS YOU A LOT, FOREVER~~?

AND THE MEMORIES YOU GAVE ME WERE OVER A THOUSAND MILLION, A THOUSAND MILLION~

EXITING THE FOREST IS SUPER SIMPLEEE, ALL YOU DO IS FOLLOW THESE PATH TURNS FOR THE RESSTTT OF YOUR GAMINGGG LIFEEEEEE.

UNINSTALL~ UNINSTALL~ HOW THE COUNTLESS LIVES ON THIS BLUE PLANET ARE ESSENTIALLY ONEE~

TABETAI NARA OSUSUME TENNEN DA YO DOKKIN HANAMARU AGAO GA BUBUBU

DARE YORI MO HAYAKU HASHIRINUKERO~ MOTA MOTA SHITERU TO OKURECHAU~

YARANAIKA~?

HELP ME ERRRIIIIINNNN~

ORE JA NAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

My name is METALMAN. No.. I'm not a dentist.

Also - Cocks.

No really, if you recognize more than 3/4 of these songs you have no life.

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  • Eating: Glue

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I PLAYED SUPER MARIO WORLD LAST NIGHT.

I remember how much I freaking adore the blue Yoshi. I flew through a bunch of levels like a cheater in your honour, yo.
WHAT~

That freaking horseee~. xD Man, I feel so.. honored. <3~ I wish I was at least semi-good at Mario so I could return the lovin'~

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I just came in the cake.
:iconpelvicthrustplz: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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No penis for you.
:icontoxictnt: OHHH OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH~

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I just came in the cake.
:iconiloveyouplz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOO
OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOHOHOHOOOOO




YES RIGHT THERE. :iconbedsexplz:

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No penis for you.
:iconicameplz:

OOOHHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HOHOHO~ OHH--

WAIT. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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I just came in the cake.
RIGHT NOW. :iconunbalancedsexplz:

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No penis for you.

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